"I’ll take all of Paris Hiltons inheritance, just to watch her suffer."

Samantha Rose Andison.

Samantha Rose.

Samantha.

Sam.

However you take it, it always goes down smooth.

We crossed paths at College where a mutual fondness for doing nothing and subway cookies was established.

Blonde hair, pale skin, green eyes. Also known as stupidly gorgeous. Not that she's stupid. Oh no, quite the opposite. Just her level of gorgeous-ness is stupid. Unfair. Uncommon. Unwhatever.

To avoid 'getting caught up in the same topics, banter and dramas all the time', Sam has become a friendship nomad. This ends up giving her a lot of time on Facebook where she meets other 'friends' of the nomadic nature. She did admit, however, that she would happily settle down and be BFF's with either Eddie McGuire or Donald Trump. Whoever gets in first i guess.

I asked her to construct her own Frankenstein, the result was a mixture of genetically blessed celebrities that when all their features mixed together would of looked God awful. At least this Frankenstein was given Paris Hiltons inheritance curtesy of Sam and her weariness of financial security.

I then asked her if she could swap some words in the english language for one another, what would they be?
She replied, 'i'd just jumble every word you just said so that it wouldn't make sense and i wouldn't have to answer it..'
I told her not to be a smart ass...

*For anyone interested her final decision on the word jumble was 'fucking legend' for 'Samantha'