1.2.13

FASHUN! TURN TO THE LEFT!

I'm currently in the works of a new little project to fill my time and unrelenting desire to help the country of Switzerland with the minor epidemic in regards to clothing.
Yes, i understand people have way more important stuff to do than give any fucks about what is covering their gibblies but some people want to look pretty, so why deprive them of this desire.

Keeping in the theme of today, here are some God-forsaken 'fashion trends' that make me want to projectile vomit on anyone in a pro stance.


Clear Bra Straps:
urgghhh and when it catches the light URGGHH
Popped collars:
Instant douche status. Unless you're James Dean because with a face like that he can do whatever he wants.

Wedge Boots:
I'm so confused.
#Yolo paraphernalia:
Just the worst.
Forehead headbands:
Even when soccer players wear them they look stupid.
Meggings:
As an idea they seem ok, purely for the lovely insight, but what if they got put into the wrong hands/onto the wrong thigh type.....
Novelty hair-dos:
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this kids. He is awesome. Back off haters.





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27.1.13

like woah. for realsies.

Amazing pets on a cuteness level that makes new born babies crooning with their giggles look like filthy homeless dregs and are so rad they should have their own sitcoms. I would watch them.

Thor Hedgehog.
buzzfeed.com

 Ambitious pup.
dogsoftheinterwebs.com

 Spider-cat, spider cat, does what ever a spider-cat does.
buzzfeed.com

 Special shout-out also goes out to whoever thought to make this happen..
funnycutestuff.com

Obviously high dog.
imgur.com

Hamlet the mini-pig conquering the stairs to make oatmeal his bitch.

Skateboarding budgies. Enough said.



I. Want. Them. All.
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29.12.12

'U got da horn so why don't u blow it' -Prince

Today i was standing at the tram stop minding my own business, probably looking pretty damn miserable as homesickness is in overdrive courtesy of my older brothers visit over Christmas, that and it was stupidly cold.
Then these two strangers came up to me and gave me a rose.
I was really confused at first.
What do you want?
Money?
Sexual favours?
Turns out they were just cruising around handing out roses
No double agenda going on.
No anthrax sprinkled on.
No nothing.
Just a beautiful rose.

Now i just thought that was lovely. Got me thinking about those mythical beings we like to call 'genuinely nice people'.

Want some inspiration. Check out this awesome post from Buzzfeed.com.











26 Moments That Restored Our Faith In Humanity This Year

Sometimes you need a reminder that people can do wonderful things.posted 


1. The parents who made their son's wheelchair into the best Halloween costume ever

The parents who made their son's wheelchair into the best Halloween costume ever

2. The terminally ill man who loves receiving mail... and got more than he ever expected

The terminally ill man who loves receiving mail... and got more than he ever expected
Scott Widak has Down syndrome and suffers from liver disease, and he loves receiving mail. His nephew Sean posted his P.O. Box on Reddit and the site's users responded with hundreds of letters, packages, and gifts.

3. A kind stranger who stopped a day from being ruined

A kind stranger who stopped a day from being ruined

4. The doctor who offered free medical care after Hurricane Sandy

The doctor who offered free medical care after Hurricane Sandy

5. And the people that helped out any way that they could

And the people that helped out any way that they could
Via: reddit.com
Hospital employees make a human chain passing containers of fuel up 13 flights of stairs to the backup generator at Bellevue Hospital in New York City.

6. The older couple who saw themselves in two young parents

The older couple who saw themselves in two young parents

7. This Libyan child who doesn't believe in hate

This Libyan child who doesn't believe in hate

8. The parents who tattooed insulin pumps on their bellies so their diabetic son wouldn't feel "different"

The parents who tattooed insulin pumps on their bellies so their diabetic son wouldn't feel "different"

9. The police officer who bought shoes for a barefoot homeless man

The police officer who bought shoes for a barefoot homeless man
Jennifer Foster was visiting Times Square on Nov. 14 when she snapped the heartwarming moment. Here's her account of what happened:
“Right when I was about to approach, one of your officers came up behind him. The officer said, ‘I have these size 12 boots for you, they are all-weather. Let’s put them on and take care of you.’ The officer squatted down on the ground and proceeded to put socks and the new boots on this man. The officer expected NOTHING in return and did not know I was watching*. I have been in law enforcement for 17 years. I was never so impressed in my life. I did not get the officer’s name. It is important, I think, for all of us to remember the real reason we are in this line of work. The reminder this officer gave to our profession in his presentation of human kindness has not been lost on myself or any of the Arizona law enforcement officials with whom this story has been shared.”

10. And the police officers who made blind 13-year-old Gage Hancock-Stevens' dream of being a cop come true

And the police officers who made blind 13-year-old Gage Hancock-Stevens' dream of being a cop come true

They even gave him a cake

They even gave him a cake

11. The Michigan soccer team who gave their team manager with Down syndrome an opportunity to start

The Michigan soccer team who gave their team manager with Down syndrome an opportunity to start
Source: Courtney Sacco  /  via: annarbor.com
Source: Courtney Sacco  /  via: annarbor.com
Source: Courtney Sacco  /  via: annarbor.com

12. The Texas A&M students that blocked Westboro Baptist Church protesters with a human wall

The Texas A&M students that blocked Westboro Baptist Church protesters with a human wall
When students heard that Westboro Baptist Church planned on protesting the funeral of a soldier, they formed a human barricade around the funeral service to block them out.

13. And this brave kid who stood up against hate

And this brave kid who stood up against hate

14. The woman who kept a homeless man dry during a downpour

The woman who kept a homeless man dry during a downpour

15. The Disney security guard who is amazing at his job

The Disney security guard who is amazing at his job
Via: reddit.com

16. The Icelandic heroes who rescued sheep during a major snowstorm

The Icelandic heroes who rescued sheep during a major snowstorm

17. The quick-thinking little girl who saved her mom's life by slapping her with a piece of pizza

18. The young girl who loves her dog unconditionally

The young girl who loves her dog unconditionally
Source: twentytwowords.com  /  via: cheezburger.com

19. The famous rugby player who visited his biggest fan in the hospital

The famous rugby player who visited his biggest fan in the hospital

20. The bros who worked together to save a cat

The bros who worked together to save a cat

21. The community that came together to make Caine's dream a reality

The community that came together to make Caine's dream a reality
You can watch the full story here.

22. The football star who gives children in need a shopping spree each year

The football star who gives children in need a shopping spree each year
This is a receipt for $19,000 in toys.

23. The man who comforts the old dog that saved his life

The man who comforts the old dog that saved his life
When John Unger had suicidal thoughts after a breakup, it was his dog Shoep who brought him back from the brink. This photograph shows Unger cradling his friend in lake Superior to soothe the dog's arthritis.
Source: johnschoep.zenfolio.com  /  via: facebook.com

24. These candidates for parents of the year

These candidates for parents of the year

25. The amazing couple who stuck together through unbelievable odds

The amazing couple who stuck together through unbelievable odds

26. And every single time anything like this happened.

And every single time anything like this happened.

So lets all stop being grumpy shits.
Thanks www.buzzfeeds.com from your wise accumulation of pictures, videos and all things viral.


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