It's been, what? about 2 months? I'm sorry, so very sorry. Things have been just chokas that's all, me being overseas and what-not. Well actually I'm still a fare way from the sunny shores of Sydney, instead I'm in the worlds greatest city......Milwaukee! Kidding fools, New York, I'm in New York.
After an intense 2 months of working at a summer camp i decided 'Fuck it!' Time left on my visa, money still in my pocket, off, off and away!
Before I get carried away in the thrills of being a young gal alone in the big city, lets start from the beginning shall we.
A Californian summer camp with horses, lots of horses, decided to hire me for a summer (I think primarily because the lady doing the hiring happen to have the same name as me, we were very excited at this). When i finally arrived at San Francisco airport a two hour bus ride awaited me to Sonoma County (wine country) from there i was to make a swift phone call to the camp and someone would come claim me. Hmmmmm, the phone booth happen to be out of order....hmmmmm don't actually own a working mobile...hmmmm here'e me stuck at a pick up point with no way of communicating that i needed to be picked up.
Luckily, an older lady happen to be sitting content with her organised travelled plans offered to give me a lift. Hesitant at first, I seized up this apparent 'good samaritan' and her husband to see if need be could i take them. At ease with me fighting abilities I hoped right in and after a lengthy 10 minute drive of 'lets show the foreigner the town' they took me to Cloverleaf Ranch, my home for the next several weeks.
More camp stories will be revealed. Trust me, hilarious shit is about to spill. To get you excited, here's some pics...
Birthdays were had
Slow motion Kung-Foo was taught
Bras consistently stolen
Penis's consumed from
Bestial love
Illegal activities
Unitards were worn...numerous times
Harry Potter themed dance
A dance were the kids disappeared off and the
counsellors didn't even notice because we were
too busygetting crunk on the DF.
......and hippos.
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